Centurion

Jiggity — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 21:48:00 GMT

Oh god.

I will never drink again, I swear it.

Have you ever heard of this game?

Don't fucking play it.

If anyone asks you to, punch them in the face and run away. DON'T ASK QUESTIONS! Just fucking run.

I feel so fucking horrible.

Disgusting.

Vomitatious.

I vomited like 5 times last night. God. In the bathroom, in the kitchen sink - which backs up and is slow, resulting in said vomit still being there in the morning, floating in the water - in my room, on the floor, twice.

I think I've sprained a few fingers, from falling. ***. This is so foul. I can still taste the fucking ***. I feel like vomiting now, just thinking about it. Kids, don't drink. Seriously. I briefly forgot why it is I've avoided alcohol for most of my life but I have been strongly reminded today.

It's a foul, foul fucking brew. Stay away.

For those of you who don't know, the game in question, involves drinking a shot every minute for 100 minutes. It's a horrible game because the motion of chucking your head back increases the effect...ye fucking gods, kill me now, I have to stop talking about else I'll puke again.